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bright golden donkey digging in the sand

HEEHAW! 

"You think you can handle playing my game, JACKA$$?"

Official Rules

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1. For 2 to 8 players. First have one player flip a coin to decide whether to use Moonrank.app or Howrare.is as the rank decider for the game. A coin tossed tails up means Moonrank.app is used to decide the winning rank, heads up means use the Howrare.is rank. Get it?

2. Each player takes out their 10 Solana Donkey Business playing cards from a NEW pack and arranges them in their order of preference without showing any other players.

3. Next, each player forms a row from left to right of all 10 cards in their hand in the order they selected.

4. To start the game play, all players say "1, 2, 3, JACKA$$!"

5. Then the players turn over their first card farthest to the left of their 10 card row.

6. All players examine the rank of all cards played. The card with the highest rank takes all the other cards played (in the event of a tie, the players add the cards to the center of the table to be included in next hand). ***Make this a gambling game by wagering before every hand who has the highest ranked card.

7. The players continue playing all 10 cards in 10 hands. After this, any player wishing to keep their remaining cards may quit only after screeching, yes, screeching, "HEEHAW!"

8. At the end of the round, the players rearrange their remaining cards and again lay them out in a row from left to right. The round continues until the player with the most cards has no other cards to compete with.

9. Once a player has no more cards left, they lose. The game continues until there is only one JACKA$$ holding all the donkeys or when all but one or all players have quit.

***College Edition: Add a shot of "liquid" infront of each playing card. The loser(s) of each hand drinks. Refill after each round. SERIOUS WARNING: If you play this game edition with liquor you will die. Visit aa.org.

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